Women are so adorable when you compliment their dress and the dress has pockets lol
“Hey! Thats a really nice dress!”
Woman: Thanks! IT HAS POCKETS! 😃
And then she puts her hands in them and show you lol
mad bc i was told as the bride my wedding would be “”my day”” but actually there will be a whole other bride there and we will have to share it
me in 2004 me in 2020
I want to try kissing
but I am scared
All of our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them.
All of our cats think we got fired for being the loser they always knew we were.
can’t stop thinking about this couple who had to make a fake lap for their clingy cat so they could get work done
“if I could play devils advocate for a second” dude just let me talk to the devil himself u are so annoying
my parents don’t have weighing scales so they weigh our gas canister with the wii fit
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